BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM

I'd like to commit a complete entry to this important announcement from Anonchair to get this information out in the open:

"actually at this point it might be beneficial to put it out there, I'm not done with it but fuck, why should I make others who are capable wait? I got a new notebook, its amazingly close to my home PC in specs, so I can finally get back into the fray. lots of overtime and side projects from my job are keeping me busy but ONE OF THESE DAYYYYYS... *sigh* Until then, here's everything so far: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BP08U47O that's like everything I've ever done and collected for the project. If you can finish up the level and stuff and are interested in finishing the game and such contact failmore and maybe you guys can get something going. If something in the lca file is confusing you, or you just want to rant about my shit scripting job, email me at lolchairadventures@gmail.com in the meantime if I ever get the time to work on this some more and no one else makes any progress then I'll let you guys know. -anonchair"

So there you have it, people. But what does this mean for you?

• While Anonchair has not ceded his position at the project as my programmy guy, the call is out there for anyone who has enough time and expertise to get the guts of the game in working order. In light of these developments I am more than willing to bring new people into the project and finally start getting things done. If you want to take up the project, please contact me at captainfailmore (at) gmail (dot) com and we'll see what we can do.
• This is the COMPLETE PROJECT FILE. Everything we've made so far appears to be in here, from Anonchair's code to my level and art. This means that if you download this file you have the ability to tinker with it however you'd like.
• The project IS NOT BEING CANCELED. Nor is it going on indefinite hiatus. If anything, being able to draw some additional folks into the fray and generating a bit more attention for the project will get this thing kick-started after nearly two months of hibernation.

So that's that. I'm still on board, and if we - whoever 'we' winds up being - can get the game at least functional, I'll be here to continue adding levels to it and writing garbled feature requests. If you have any questions or requests, please post them here or E-mail me about it.

Also LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BEE



LOOK AT IT

Delayclose -

Due to unforeseen circumstances on Anonchair's end, production of the game has been delayed up until an undisclosed time. (Hopefully less than a month or so.) We're both really sorry the demo isn't up yet, but shit happens, and happen shit did.

We'll be back later, guys. No, we're not quitting the project, but there probably won't be any updates for a while. Just sit tight.

WHERE IS THE CAKE EGG-MAN

Update from Anonchair. The platforms, foreground, and background are all in and woo 'n yay. LOOKIT DEM CHAIR.

So, slowly but surely we're coming right along. The level's coming together nicely, and once the interactive objects are polished out, it'll be AWSOM

SO ANYWAY -

Anonchair's gonna start on the level as soon as he's able, so uh... Yeah. We're cookin' with gas now.

Pic unrelated.

HAY GUISE -

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WAS IN THAT MASSIVE FILE I JUST SENT TO ANONCHAIR.

HERE'S A HINT. IT WASN'T PORN OF ANY KIND.

OH ALSO CHAPAGETTI IS AN UNHOLY PILE OF THE MIGHTIEST SUCK, HOW CAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THAT SHIT.

WORST DOLLAR I'VE EVER SPENT.

ANYWAY I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND DID SOMETHING, HOORAH. MORE LATER.

OH HI I UPGRADED YOUR LEVEL -

I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM.

Also it wasn't scurvy, just gum irritation for some gay reason. Aggressive treatment appears to have prevented the progression of further gum infection.

Anyway, I started over. From scratch. Rethought the whole level. I'm much, much, MUCH happier with what I've got so far, and after I finish the next half of the level and the first boss room, L-1-1 will be finished.

And then bricks will be shat.

OH BALLS IT'S MORE STUFF -

In other news, I THINK I MAY BE GETTING SCURVY BRB ORANGE TIEM