WHERE IS THE CAKE EGG-MAN

Update from Anonchair. The platforms, foreground, and background are all in and woo 'n yay. LOOKIT DEM CHAIR.

So, slowly but surely we're coming right along. The level's coming together nicely, and once the interactive objects are polished out, it'll be AWSOM

SO ANYWAY -

Anonchair's gonna start on the level as soon as he's able, so uh... Yeah. We're cookin' with gas now.

Pic unrelated.

HAY GUISE -

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WAS IN THAT MASSIVE FILE I JUST SENT TO ANONCHAIR.

HERE'S A HINT. IT WASN'T PORN OF ANY KIND.

OH ALSO CHAPAGETTI IS AN UNHOLY PILE OF THE MIGHTIEST SUCK, HOW CAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THAT SHIT.

WORST DOLLAR I'VE EVER SPENT.

ANYWAY I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND DID SOMETHING, HOORAH. MORE LATER.

OH HI I UPGRADED YOUR LEVEL -

I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM.

Also it wasn't scurvy, just gum irritation for some gay reason. Aggressive treatment appears to have prevented the progression of further gum infection.

Anyway, I started over. From scratch. Rethought the whole level. I'm much, much, MUCH happier with what I've got so far, and after I finish the next half of the level and the first boss room, L-1-1 will be finished.

And then bricks will be shat.

OH BALLS IT'S MORE STUFF -

In other news, I THINK I MAY BE GETTING SCURVY BRB ORANGE TIEM

HEY LOOK IT'S STUFF -

I got a new lamp. It's helping me work for some reason.

Giant level chunk is a good %50 done. I'm fully aware that this is taking forever, but on the up-side, that %50 came from about three and a half hours of work. (Also, all of the finished area is not visible, and some areas are 'finished' but not polished and fully propped to my liking.) The issue I'm having of late is actually finding time to work on the level, which has been tough. Seasonal affective whatever is also hitting me like a ton of bricks, but this happy lamp and an assload of instant coffee have been keeping that at bay, thankfully.

So, yeah.

STILL ALIVE, NO BITCH MY CAKE IS TRUTH.

GOINGS ON THAT HAPPEN TO BE SIGNIFICANT CONTINUE FROM PREVIOUSLY -

Work sucks. My mind and free time have been pretty much nonexistent lately, but tonight I got up and continued work on the first level.

I like the grass.

Also, huge rock is huge.

IT WILL BE DONE

BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING GUYS -

Work sucks, but I have the weekend off to construct the amazing level of jungles and blocks and shit.

No, the scribbles in the background aren't going to be there when it's finished, they're just there to tell me where I'm putting things.

THE MYSTERY OF THE VANISHING STUFF: A NEW CHRONOLOGICAL POINT OF START -

For reasons presently unknown to me, it appears that the old blog has vanished. Like, 404 vanished. Gone. Until I can uncover the horrible truth behind the demise of the old blog, here's the new blog, complete with the latest mock-up.

Sorry for the confusion! Here's hoping we can get this sorted out. Not that we've lost anything of critical importance, but it's certainly unnerving to me, especially considering that I could access it earlier this afternoon from work. I'll be keeping you guys posted.