Delayclose -

Due to unforeseen circumstances on Anonchair's end, production of the game has been delayed up until an undisclosed time. (Hopefully less than a month or so.) We're both really sorry the demo isn't up yet, but shit happens, and happen shit did.

We'll be back later, guys. No, we're not quitting the project, but there probably won't be any updates for a while. Just sit tight.

WHERE IS THE CAKE EGG-MAN

Update from Anonchair. The platforms, foreground, and background are all in and woo 'n yay. LOOKIT DEM CHAIR.

So, slowly but surely we're coming right along. The level's coming together nicely, and once the interactive objects are polished out, it'll be AWSOM

SO ANYWAY -

Anonchair's gonna start on the level as soon as he's able, so uh... Yeah. We're cookin' with gas now.

Pic unrelated.

HAY GUISE -

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WAS IN THAT MASSIVE FILE I JUST SENT TO ANONCHAIR.

HERE'S A HINT. IT WASN'T PORN OF ANY KIND.

OH ALSO CHAPAGETTI IS AN UNHOLY PILE OF THE MIGHTIEST SUCK, HOW CAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THAT SHIT.

WORST DOLLAR I'VE EVER SPENT.

ANYWAY I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND DID SOMETHING, HOORAH. MORE LATER.

OH HI I UPGRADED YOUR LEVEL -

I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM.

Also it wasn't scurvy, just gum irritation for some gay reason. Aggressive treatment appears to have prevented the progression of further gum infection.

Anyway, I started over. From scratch. Rethought the whole level. I'm much, much, MUCH happier with what I've got so far, and after I finish the next half of the level and the first boss room, L-1-1 will be finished.

And then bricks will be shat.

OH BALLS IT'S MORE STUFF -

In other news, I THINK I MAY BE GETTING SCURVY BRB ORANGE TIEM

HEY LOOK IT'S STUFF -

I got a new lamp. It's helping me work for some reason.

Giant level chunk is a good %50 done. I'm fully aware that this is taking forever, but on the up-side, that %50 came from about three and a half hours of work. (Also, all of the finished area is not visible, and some areas are 'finished' but not polished and fully propped to my liking.) The issue I'm having of late is actually finding time to work on the level, which has been tough. Seasonal affective whatever is also hitting me like a ton of bricks, but this happy lamp and an assload of instant coffee have been keeping that at bay, thankfully.

So, yeah.

STILL ALIVE, NO BITCH MY CAKE IS TRUTH.